FULL TORI: Wayne Rooney dun complete sensational Everton return

Wayne Rooey dun complete hin sensational move back to hin boyhood club Everton, as hin sign two-year deal complete hin romantic Goodison Park transfer.
The Toffees announce Rooney return to Merseyside this afternoon, as dem unveil the forward after 13years away from hin boyhood club.

The completion of Rooney reunion with the Toffees marks the end of hin 10-month long transfer saga wey initially saw the 31-year-old tip as to carry hin load and poly back with plactic boot move back down the M62 for October.

Koeman yarn “Wayne dun show me say na ambition we need and dah confam winning mentality – hin know how to dey win titles and I happy like mad say hin decided to come home…

“Hin love Everton and hin dey desperate to come back. Hin still be the only 31 and I no get any doubts about hin qualities. Na fantastic tin say hin dey here.”

Rooney become Everton fifth senior signing of the summer as dem con welcome Jordan Pickford, Davy Klaassen, Sandro Ramirez and Michael Keane arrival, as Henry Onyekuru also join before hin carry head go learn work small for Anderlecht.

Rooney make 77 appearances for all competitions for Everton during hin first spell with the club – a spell wey see am score 17 goals – before hin broke Evertonian hearts to join United for £27m move for August 2004.

The United legend featured 559 times for the Europa League winners ontop 13 seasons for Old Trafford, aa hin become the club new all-time record goalscorer con lifting 18 titles with the English heavyweights.


Man Utd boss Jose Mourinho and chief executive Ed Woodward both dun offer dem best wishes to the club all-time top scorer, as Mourinho yarn say “E never easy to see kanpe player play less football than hin fit like and I no fit stand in hin way when hin ask to commot go hin boyhood club, Everton. Hin experience, focus and determination na hin we go miss wella and I dey wish am well for future.”

And Woodward con add sontin wey we fit all get behind: “On behalf of the whole club and our hundreds of millions of fans around the world, we dey wish Wayne all the very best for the next phase of hin incredible career.”

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