E don come to our notice say Real Madrid don sell Alvaro Morata to Chelsea. The matter weak almost every wey dey Man United in Pidgin. No be say Morata na world class striker like that because if i wan talk truth Diego Costa (when hin brain never touch) better pass am. But we dey vess because Chelsea dey pay £58m for am. The Reds bin wan table £70m but Perez no gree.
Now e don dey obvious to everybody say Real Madrid get Manchester United for mind and Florentino Perez don make am obvious. Everybody sabi wetin start this beef, that time wey dem wan sign David de Gea but dem no fit afford better fax machine. Na we say make una no buy fax machine wey good?
We at MUIP, go like thank Louis van Gaal and Ed Woodward for the fact say dem no allow make De Gea leave. We also wan thank Real Madrid for this transfer window, if no be for them, we for buy bench warmer, instead we don buy one of the best Premier League goal scorers, Romelu Lukaku, person wey don already prove himself for the League.
This Perez na old man wey dey behave like small pikin. If Real Madrid like, make dem sell all their players to our rivals. E go shock them when Barcelona carry League title next season. Anything wey go make dem talk say dem buy buy David de Gea again, na Sango go strike dem.