Victor Lindelof, we at MUIP wan issue warning letter to you for the beautiful nonsense wey you do against Huddersfield Town.
For that first goal, ball wey you suppose mark, you just dey rotate like say you be stripper. The second goal worse pass self, If you no sabi use your head, wetin you dey find for Premier League? Thank God we still get your receipt. If you like continue, we go just dump you back at Benfica, collect our money back.
Hope you know say Marcos Rojo and Eric Bailly dey come back from injury soon. E sure me day you no go see bench when dem return with this kind rubbish wey you dey play. Abeg, receive sense now if you wan remain for United for long.