Important message from Man United in Pidgin to Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Papa rest abeg

E don come to our notice say you, Zlatan Ibrahimovic don become surplus to requirements at Manchester United. We sabi say no be your fault, na because of that bad injury wey you get last season but we no know how you manage enter back first team when your fitness dey off.

Right now, Zlatan if you wan make i advice you ehn, e pay make you begin play for our Under-23s, so you go fit build your fitness. Again, e go help you so your decision making time go reduce. Na you wey play rubbish pass against Burnley, na why Mourinho remove you at half-time. You dey play like say your brain dey use Windows 3.1.

Before you work on yourself, i no wan see you near Starting Lineup for Premier League.


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