Manchester United don confirm the signing of Alexis Sanchez from Arsenal. As e happen, streets shutdown as everybody dey yarn about am. But some Chelsea fans con dey compare their bum bum merchant to the Chilean.
E sure me say na hin big yansh dey deceive dem because anybody wey get sense, sabi say Sanchez better pass Hazard. Hazard wey be like light bulb, one season e go play like person wey wan win world best, the following season e go play like Obertan.
If you wan talk National level, Sanchez dey carry Chile on hin back while Eden Hazard dey struggle with Belgium. Even Kevin De Bruyne get level pass am for Belgium.
If you no gree with wetin i talk, carry bucket cover your face.