“Na Alexis, Martial and Mata go play attack for our first game this season” – Jose Mourinho


Manchester United oga Jose Mourinho don provide update ontop many serious issues wey dey worry am. Now the Red Devils dey do pre-season for USA but the Reds boss dey worried as most of our players no dey.

“Pre-season dey very bad, i gats talk am. E only dey good for small pikins and my the people wey dey my coaching staff so dem go sabi how things dey be,” na wetin Jose yarn.

“The thing wey pre-season dey do, na say e dey give small pikins chance to train with us. Dem fit dey relate with senior men so dem go sabi how United be true true. The fact say dem fit play against big teams like Liverpool, Milan and Real Madrid.”

“We dey miss some of our players but we thank God say men like De Gea, Matic and Fred go join us next week. Fred own na must as e gats sabi how United dey play.”

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“”Lukaku no dey, Lingard no dey, Rashford no dey. Alexis no go dey with us for 15-20 days. See ehn, wahala dey.  But na Alexis own dey pain me now, the Visa issue. E dey bad. E pain am. E no pay am, the team and the way we wan set our team up. E no pay anybody but who we go blame?”



The United manager don also spread good family news with us, as e talk say hin daughter don graduate.

“E get something wey i wan share with una. My daughter don graduate. I dey feel bad onto say i no fit attend am but i dey feel happy o, i just say make i tell una,” Jose still dey yarn.

The boss don yab Premier League as dem put United first game on Friday night.

“Na God go judge these Premier League people. I no know why dem go talk say make we play on Friday night. See ehn, e dey worry me,” na wetin Jose yarn. “The players wey we gats work with now na Mata, Martial and Mata as na dem go start our attack this season.”


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