Players’s report card ontop West Ham 3-1 Man United: The whole team na pit latrin, Only Rashford try

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The players’ report card today go dey very brief as the rubbish wey the United players go play ontop pitch.

De Gea: The goals no be hin fault. I go rate am 3. E just dey like Dele.

Ashley Young: Na only ‘Anywhere Belle Face’ cross e get. Hin dribbling skills na error. i go rate am 2.

Luke Shaw: E get assist for Rashford’s goal but e no try like hin former games. I go rate am 4.

Chris Smalling: This guy fall my hand today, 2.

Scott McTominay: Jose dey praise am after the game but i no see why e dey praise am, na him cause the first (offside) goal. I go rate am 2.

Victor Lindelof: This guy na pant, e score own goal self. Na error. I rate am 1.

Paul Pogba: E bin dey frustrate as most of hin United players no wan attack. Later e con dey play rubbish with them. I rate am 3.

Matic: I no see am at all. I rate am 1.

Fellaini: E miss one big chance, e try small but hin former games better pass this one. I go rate am 3.

Anthony Martial: E lose ball many times. Him and Lukaku no link up at all. Na only one time wey e show himself, wey e dribble like two people but defence clear hin shot. I go rate am 3.

Romelu Lukaku: So this guy play self? i rate am 1.

Bench Warmers

Rashford: Na only am try from bench, e score. I rate am 5.

As for Juan Mata and Fred, dem be 1.5, Dem no play shingbai when dem enter.

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