Players’ report card ontop Southampton 2-2 Manchester United: Matic, Pogba and McTominay flop pass

Manchester United don continue their bad run of games this season as dem draw 2-2 against Southampton for St. Mary’s. Make Jose Mourinho pack hin bags and leave, e don turn United to pit latrin.

We wan rate our players ontop how dem take perform:

De Gea: E make one good save. I no go blame am for the goals. I rate am 6.

Young: No impact jare. All hin crosses dey land for Oshodi. I rate am 3.

Luke Shaw: Like Young, e no do shingbai. E no overlap self. I rate am 3.

Nemanja Matic: I no know why Mourinho put this tortoise for our defence. I rate am 2.

Phil Jones: E try but e miss Smalling. I rate am 5.

McTominay: This guy na complete error. I no know why Mourinho dey use am. I rate am 1.

Paul Pogba: E dey try over do, but e go do rubbish. I rate am 2.

Fellaini: I no sabi hin work today. E play defensive midfield instead of attack. I rate am 3.

Herrera: Hin goal too sweet but apart from the goal, e mess up. I rate am 4.

Rashford: Na our best player today. Two assists. I rate am 8.

Lukaku: This guy dey over-weight. Hin goal make sense sha. I rate am 4.


I rate Martial, Dalot and Lingard 2 jare. Dem no influence the game.

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