Manchester United don gree £86m fee for Paulo Dybala

Former football journalist Ian McGarry don yarn for Transfer Window Podcast say United and Juventus don gree ontop fee for Paulo Dybala. “We don see some reports for Italy wey talk say Manchester United dey eye Dybala,” na wetin McGarry yarn. “However, we don receive information say United gree say dem go pay 100m euros…

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ManUtdinPidgin message to Henrik Mhkitaryan

Baba Mhki we know say this season you don provide many assists for our players, but truth be say for the last 3 games, na nonsense you don dey play. Fashi that goal wey you score for Everton match. Na trash you okay the whole game. It sure me die say na you dey lose…

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Nemanja Matic don sign for Manchester United from Chelsea

Manchester United TL just announce say we don’t buy Nemanja Matic from agberos FC for £35m plus add ons £5m. The contract wey we don give Matic-matics na 3 years as to be say Baba don catch age small (28). Yin get option to renew for 1 year. Matic-matics na very good addition to our…

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Arsenal fans don kolo mental

As baba special carry yin boys wipe LA Galaxy nyash (5-2) for our first pre-season game, arsenal fans con remind the world say them won make Wenger leave.  Akagum FC people no dey hear word. For middle of LA Galaxy V Manchester United, arsenal fan con hold signboard say Wenger Out, Moyes In. Wetin con…

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Inter Milan won Anthony Martial plus €20m for Perisic

Our sources for MUIP don reveal to us say Inter Milan tell Manchester United say if Dem wan collect Perisic make them give Samantha plus €20m.  I tell people say drugs don cheap for Italy Dem go dey say yam don yam no don. If no be say Inter boss Luciano Spalletti don smoke expired…

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Jose Mourihno carry Emma’s flop of the match V Chelsea

Jose Mourihno don confuse. I no fit believe say on the day wey baba Special carry Manchester United yin new club go yin old stomping ground for agberos bridge, yi make us collect 4-0. The way dem agberos take off our pant ehh, it dey pain my belle. Even as pur players play rubbish, pesin…

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Herrera Chop Emma’s man of the match V Liverpool

As Baba special yin men visit Anfield this night, everybody been don dey underestimate us. Everybody say dem go off our pant, but we no allow am. Our boys con block match,steal draw go back.  As na away match for Anfield, and as Liverpool get form, this no be bad result at all ohh. Pesin…

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Pogboom chop Emma’s man of the match v Leicester

As Leicester come Old Trafford today der way we take off their pant ehh. We off am trowey inside Lagoon. Baba special make better changes and better result come follow. As Manchester United flog Leicester City 4-1, who come chop man of the match. All of our players con play well. See only movement, pace…

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